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socialtechno: @scotbaston Have you tried cocaine? It's a good decongestant and it has some pleasant side effects.

socialtechno: .@RachelElnaugh This is how you light a BBQ - with liquid oxygen http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjPxDOEdsX8

socialtechno: RT @RachelElnaugh Is it normal to get a BBQ going with 60 year old armagnac? << No. Perverse and wasteful!

socialtechno: First I tried getting the developer to write a manual. Then wrote the manual myself. Then I rewrote the application.

socialtechno: Hup Holland - Oranje beating Hungary 3-1, looking good. http://is.gd/cDBb4

socialtechno: RT @k4thybrown That's the spirit!! RT @doclorraine: *bounces in like big puppy* What a lovely day!!!! *Bounces back to garden*

socialtechno: @garyandrews Thank you for sharing - I nearly spent £17 on Back In The DHSS

socialtechno: @garyandrews http://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2005/03/the-ft-top-100-songs84-pulp-babies/

socialtechno: @garyandrews I bought Pulp:Intro in 1995 and was hooked.

socialtechno: RT @optajoe: 67% - Since Euro 2004, England have won 67% of games with Rio Ferdinand playing & 68% without. Calm. #worldcup

socialtechno: @garyandrews Pulp?

socialtechno: @HaleyOdom Good on you.

socialtechno: @NotAPretender Kris Kross'll make you ... dress so your gusset is in agony, and you can't run for buses.

socialtechno: Watching #HIGNFY - @johnprescott doing very well, and looking like Les Dawson. Cool

socialtechno: @sharongooner Evolution happens. Deal with it, hairless ape.

socialtechno: @rotkapchen Actually, maybe I do. Weick tells good K stories, with no need to M.

socialtechno: @remdotco 23 hour long days, being bitten to death by midges #Scotland

socialtechno: Government's been ripped off for websites. Good investigation by @charlesarthur and @tom_watson http://bit.ly/b3CjmN

socialtechno: I fancy England in #WC2010 We're lucky, and in form. Not bothered by Rio Ferdinand.

socialtechno: @NotAPretender Dunno. 1) Do you want a cat forever? 2) Will his new owners love him as much as you do?